That's a picture
of our dog, BRANDY who is,
quite possibly, the most spoiled member of our family!
She really rules the roost at our home and you can see
that she loves to pose for the cameraman.......what a
mug!
Even if you've taken this 'Brandy Webdog' quiz before, take it again as new questions have been added.
Things Brandy tries to remember!
I will not play tug-of-war with Dad's underwear
when he's on the toilet.
The garbage collector is NOT stealing our stuff.
I do not need to suddenly stand straight up when
I'm lying under the coffee table.
I will not roll my toys behind the fridge.
I must shake the rainwater out of my fur BEFORE
entering the house.
I will not eat the cat's food.
I will stop trying to find the few remaining
pieces of clean carpet in the house when I am
about to throw up.
I will not throw up in the car.
I will not roll on dead seagulls, fish, crabs,
etc.
I will not lick my human's face after cleaning my private parts.
"Kitty box crunchies" are not food.
I will not eat any more socks and then redeposit
them in the backyard after processing.
The wastebasket is not a cookie jar.
I will not chew my human's toothbrush and not
tell them.
I will not chew crayons or pens, especially not
the red ones, or my people will think I am
hemorrhaging.
When in the car, I will not insist on having the
window rolled down when it's raining outside.
We do not have a doorbell. I will not bark each
time I hear one on TV.
I will not steal my Mom's underwear and dance all
over the back yard with it.
The sofa is not a face towel. Neither are Mom &
Dad's laps.
My head does not belong in the refrigerator.
I will not bite the officer's hand when he
reaches in for Mom's driver's license and car
registration.